Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."
Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"
Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."
Emmett: "Oooo, scary."
Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."
Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."
Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"
Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."
Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."
Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."
Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."
Edward: "You look so guilty—like you've committed a crime."
Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."
Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead."
Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this."
Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."
Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."
Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"
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