Monday, July 2, 2007

dude i am so like nervous so i'll type random stuff

i will now paste mcr quotes well i have more than this but i will cut it down to 1/4 cuz its so long.
"Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey, girls, you are beautiful."
"A sock. I don't need this, you can have that back now." Show in Detroit, Joe Louis Arena after fans threw various "gifts" (socks) on stage
"We are the Black Parade! Coming up next is My Chemical least, if you're into that kinda stuff." show in Hartford CT 2007 (To audience
)"I saw a sparkler out there, that sh**'s gotta be illegal! That's ok though, I appreciate that sparkler. As long as you don't have any f****n' bottle rockets I'm down with you, man."
(To audience)"I know something you don't! And that is... I'm not wearing any underwear!" (Crowd screams)
"We're gonna get sexy for a minute! Ooh. Lemme see you clap your hands."
"At times there will be people out there who are willing to do anything to put you down! But don't EVER solve that with violence! Cause you're faster then them, better then them, and a H*** alot better looking then them!"
Playing in Stockholm, November 8th 2006 "Mikey here thinks that nobody in here likes him..."
Playing in Stockholm, November 8th 2006 Gerard: "Who wants to go out...not out with me, out of the mosh."
MCR Concert, Luna Park BigTop, Sydney, Australia. 26th January 2007 Gerard: “What I did realize on the Big Day Out, and that is, that we don't fit in with f*****g anybody!"
*Crowds screams* January 23rd, Concert at The Tivoli, Brisbane "Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara, I'm a f*****' princess!"
"This room is weird. Like the shape of it. It's... odd..." Between songs while playing Festival Hall in Melbourne [29th January]
"When you're touring and the minute you tell someone that you're from Jersey it's the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail."
"It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years." Alternative Press December 2004
"For me, [being onstage] is me being everything I always wanted to be," he says. "It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."
Alternative Press December 2004 "Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!" When asked what kinds of surprises the band likes to do for their fans on fuse TV.)
"We have always had a desire to be a theatrical band, even when we were playing basements. You know we were the most theatrical band in a basement you probably would ever see." Frank: "It's true."
Interview in L.A. "Be yourself, don't take anyone's s****, and never let them take you alive."
The album booklet for the CD “Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge” "'s funny you mention that, because I'm still living in a basement. I've just moved back in with my mom."
KROQ, rambling after performing 'Prison' "We're not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like...uh, this sun stuff kind of sucks."
"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen-year-old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."
"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet."
AP interview, December 06 "It's insanely gleeful...This record is like running around a field of flowers with a butcher knife." Blender interview "F*** yeah; I’m going to get some comfortable pants! Why stop there? Maybe a nice cable knit sweater. Maybe I’ll buy a house for my thirtieth birthday next year. I’m gonna get a Dodge Stratus. I’m gonna go to Blockbuster. I’m gonna get whatever shower curtain I want. Because I deserve it."
Blender interview "None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill ’em with deliciousness."
When asked by Blender what the next country the US would save should be "I really hate physical violence, but there’s this one where this kid is talking s*** forever to this other kid, and the dude gets into this weird jujitsu pose and just knocks him out with one punch." When asked by Blender what the funniest You Tube video of 2006 was Interviewer:
"You're pretty young guys, what turns you on?" Gerard: "Wow, I'm not that young, so..." Interviewer: “Really? But you can still get turned on, I mean..." Gerard: "Bengay!" Mikey: "Uh, Coke Zero." Frank: "Good stuff." Ray: "Sleep!" Frank: *laughs* Gerard: "Bob, what turns you on, man?" Bob: "Slippers." Patient: "Well, I'm dead, so..." Interviewer: "Oh, I guess you don't get turned on." Frank: "My fiancĂ©e. That's it." Gerard: “Aw.” Ray: "Hey! You can't say that! You can't say it!" Frank: "You didn't say it!" Gerard: "You can't!" Frank: "Oh yeah, I'm getting presents now!"
Spike TV Scream Awards interview, 2006 “So, there’s been a lot of talk about us being a part of an ‘emo death cult.’” Crowd: *laughs* Gerard: “Well, I guess you’re in on the secret!”
**At the Y101, Snowball 2006 Concert in VA "Like the band really saved all our lives, so it's kind of our way of getting back with the band, is to try to save other people's lives."
"What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favorite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."

"People don't know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space... it’s funny."
Kerrang interview About Freddie Mercury: "Well, he's my biggest inspiration, and not just as a songwriter, but as a human being. He was somebody who was very unashamed of what he was, and he didn't care, I mean, like, he'd dress up like a harlequin, rock half a mic stand... but, I mean, who could beat him?"
On Channel 4's 'My Chemical Romance Profile' show, UK TV "When this stops being special, when we become part of the problem, it will be time to quit. It can happen on the next record or five records from now. When this stops meaning something, we'll all walk away."
**'Spin' magazine interview "I was really bummed 'cause last year on Warped Tour I got a really bad sun tan, [---] 'cause I'm half italian so I tan really good." "Really?" "Yeah, it's a bummer."
Steven's Untitled Rock Show - FUSE (My Chemical Romance Make-Up Tips) "There's this crazy band playing, basically letting him know that he's dead" Making the video for 'Welcome to the Black Parade'
Mikey: F*** you! Gerard: F*** yourself! Mikey: Go f*** a cow! Gerard: Go f*** a toaster and turn it on! Mikey: Go f*** you mom! Gerard: She's your mom too, dumba**!
"Coming up next... I have a knot in my hair." Interviewer: “Wild night out or romantic night in?” Frank: “Romantic night in.” Mikey "Wild night out." Gerard: *grins* "Wild night in."
AOL this or that interview "In the UK they're intoxicated, wasted. 2pm - wasted ... but extremely enthusiastic, really pure." Talking about fans in the UK - Fuse interview
"Canada's difficult to operate in, 'cause their money's all weird and funny. It's got funny colours and border-crossing's a pain in the butt. But other than that, once you get over the border, and you deal with the funny coloured money, everything's really awesome."
: "What are your nicknames on tour for each other 'cause I've heard that you guys nickname absolutely everything and everyone." Gerard: "Yeah, everybody has a nickname. Let's see, uh, *points to Bob* we call him 'Bob-o-san', uh, *points to Ray* 'Torosaurus', *points to Mikey* 'The Wheeze', Frank we refer to as 'F-Lero', and for some reason everybody calls me...uh, 'Uncle Jiggy'..." "I'm not psychotic... I just like psychotic things."
"The only place I'm really scared of was the Tenderloin. I walked out of the bus in my makeup and costume and some dude on the other side of the street in front of a crack house yelled 'Better stay on that side of the street motherf*****, I'll knock you out!'"
"I'm sick of seeing my face. But I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my f*****' face. Know what I'm sayin'?"
"This s*** is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherf*****!"
"One by one, penguins are stealing my sanity..."
"If you ever see s***** a** rock dudes in s***** a** rock bands asking you to show them your breast for a backstage pass, I want you to spit right in their f***** face and yell F*** YOU!”
"It's that women's cut... they always fall down." (Commenting after his pants fell down during a performance on Warped Tour)
"It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!” (Gerard after opening a hamster cage at Christmas) Frank: "You really have to love someone to...smell them at their worst." Gerard: "Yeah...I get pretty gruesome, too." "So many people are gonna treat you like you're a kid. So, you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window."
“Just to know that it's okay to be messed up, ‘cause there’s five dudes that are just as messed as you are.”
“Who’s going to see Morrissey tomorrow here? F*** yeah dude, what like 10 of you?”
"I wake up in the morning and I drink a lot of f**** coffee all day and I smoke a lot of f***** cigarettes and it sucks."
"I am the master of the wicket..." (In the making of the 'I'm Not Okay' video)
"This kickball game, this is the most fun I've had. It was biblical, amazing, and dramatic and I f***** up a little but I was shh I was good."
Ray: "Did you kick him in the balls?" Frank: "Yeah..." Gerard: "It just hurt but I didn't care but I was wondering, what he was doing over there in the first place and I was like, "Whoa he's playing over there," and then he kicked me in the balls and I was just like..."What did I do?"
Me and Mikey, we are like a married couple. We share the same CD's etc. "We're trying to figure out how to play croquet by ourselves, because we don't know. I think Frank knows a little, but..."

okay yes i'm done this was really pointlesss to do

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